http://www.dakotacountdown.com The Official Dakota Fanning Countdown Clock Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:16:09 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en So who's team is the best? What team are you on? Well either way you're on team FAIL. Team Dakota 4 Life http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2009/team-edward-or-team-jacub/ Dakota on Jay Leno right before the snorefest.  Raunchy.... Jay asked some pretty dumb questions like what are the 4 twilight books. I can answer that: new moon, old moon, stink moon, big moon, small moon, drive by moon, black moon, no moon, jung ho moon, and you've got mooned. ... http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2009/are-you-cold-or-are-you-just-happy-its-thanksgiving/ Just like out moon secretly having water on it, the secret here is that this is really a comedy piece. I'm going to go ahead and sum up the whole movie. Warning spoilers ahead: HOLY CRAP EDWARD BREAKS UP WITH BeLLA!!!!111!!!1!!11!!! Just like Angel. Poor Buffy. Angel gets his own freakin show. HOLY ... http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2009/twilight-new-moon-rubbish-among-rubbish/ So they had a premier of New Moon at LA. Dakota was there in a black Valentino. Eleventy thousand crazies camped out for the event. It's like Star Wars, but with a slightly less total cumulative IQ than a single geek. Looks like the pa-pa-paparazzi have some ... http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2009/on-the-red-blooded-carpet/ Dakota was the premier of Twilight New Moon over my hammy, and shared a deep dark secret. She likes to eat Pandas. Not the bear, much worst. Panda Express. Known for their gut wrenching artery napalming "chinesy" foods. If there is anything worst than Chinese food, it's fake Chinese food. ... http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2009/this-just-in-dakota-inhales-orange-chicken/ Dakota is featured in the new Teen Vogue with some smashing pictures. What is Teen Vogue? Well here is the concensus: "One of the few good teen magazine around today. It's mostly for rich kids, but still a lot better than anything from Hearst PubliCRAPtions. Good features and fashion pages." Girl 1: ... http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2009/voguevoguevogu/ Dakota made Homecoming Princess at her High School. Lets hope she gets to be queen senior year too! http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2009/hail-to-the-queen/ Finally some normal pictures of Dakota in the new movie. http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2009/the-runaways/ Yes that is Dakota, no, I don't know what's going on, and yes that is a baddass Banana '70 Challenger. http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2009/hmmmmmm/ You would think these were pics as Dakota as a vampire or something the Twilight Blood Moon. But you'd be wrong... http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2009/um-ewwwwwwwww/