Dakota Countdown http://www.dakotacountdown.com The Official Dakota Fanning Countdown Clock Wed, 22 Oct 2008 09:15:48 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Dakota, the cheerleader with super powers! For some reason everyone is hyped up with these pics traversing the interwebs. Well lord, just leave the girl alone, gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd. Well, as you are doing that, enjoy the pics.   http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2008/save-the-cheerleader/ Many people ask, what does this count down? Well we decided to ask Dakota herself: [flashvideo filename=videos/dakleg5.flv /] Well there you have it kids, straight from the horsies mouth. http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2008/196/ Dakota on Jay Leno tonight! Put an extra Ambian CR into your parents wine tonight so you can stay up late to watch! And as someone on a forum oh so whimsically pointed out: "sh*t, she doesn't look like as alien as much as she used to." Amen to that. http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2008/dakota-on-jay-leno-tonight/ To you poor saps who don’t have Hounddog tomorrow WIDE RELEASE DANNIT! http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2008/to-you-poor-saps-who-dont-have-hounddog-tomorrow/ Message to the Hounddog protestors: Stop raping our freedom, intellect You are probably the same filth who watch all the terrible exploitative shows on TV. No? Then you should have your head buried in a book rather than caring what movies are out there. Rape is mostly caused by bad parenting. If your child was raped, it's probably your fault. ... http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2008/message-to-the-hounddog-protestors-stop-raping-our-freedom-intellect/ Hound dog US theater release next Friday!! Will it be less fartsy, more artsy? Lets hope so! http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2008/hound-dog-limited-release-next-friday/ Delicious honey The Secret Life of Bees out in theaters October 17th. Mark your calendars! http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2008/delicious-honey/ Some classic Dakota Yay http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2008/some-classic-dakota/ Miley Cyrus you scandelicious Oh my, decency laws need to be revised! How can mothers sleep at night knowing Hannah Montanna is show a fully expose shoulder! The humanity! How can this happen? Miley is the role model of the century. I mean who else better to model yourself after? Gandi, Mother Terressa, pshhhhhhhhh, ... http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2008/miley-cirus-you-scandelicious/ It finally happened, Emma Watson is 18 Sad day for some people, rejoicing for others? Yes Emma is 18, and maybe will finally learn to shave. http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/2008/it-finally-happened-emma-watson-is-18/