What is this? The new IT purse for 2006? Is it diamond encrusted, jewel laced, gold trimmed? No. Its a pink boxy dog with a beret. How the heck is this fashionable? Why because its on the O.C. of coarse. And as Fox so willfully put, it’s the show that defined a generation. Yes even if that generation carries around pink doggy purses.

As I go into super stalker mode, watch out! It turns out 14 year old Willa is a very bad girl indeed. Traces of Willa can be found all over mispace. Here you can see some good old valley girl part?in with lots o boozin. Go Willa!

Jack Daniels straight out of the bottle, mmm mmm that some good old Tennessee whiskey. Looks like she’ll fit into the O.C. just fine. <3 <3 <3

Look into my eyes…BLAH!

The O.C. is back with a new time, so “crazy lunatic guy who runs down the hall on every floor to announce the O.C. is starting” take note. The O.C. season 1 was an inspiration to our generation. It showed that shallowness, late night boozing, and punching the lights out of anyone is all we need to be socially accepted. It also showed that having a toy horsey is way cool.

It seems as if Anna heard my last post and actually hired a gay dude to do her hair. Unfortunetly that gay dude is into 80s rock music a bit more than standard gay dudes.

Will season 3 OC mark the return of big hair? Lets pray to Captain Oats its not…

So it seems Kaitlin, all grown up, is back with a PMS vengance. They are replacing the once 11 year old annoying brat Shailene Woodley (now 14) with bitchy valleygirl Willa Holland (also now 14). YES 14 is grown up so stop arguing.

Vs.

Old Kaitlin looks like new Kaitlin on the Linsey Lohan diet.

Looks like they are going to resolve the crippled surfer dude arc the most retarded way possible, go for the younger sister. Also Anna will be back from Entourage, hopefully with a new hair style. More pics after the jump.

Now I present to you my top 5 and worst 5 for 2005. (Dakota is exempt from these awards)

Top 5 Movies (If you did not like these movies, you should be exempt from living)
1. Serenity (”My turn”)
2. The Wedding Crashers (my first time laughing in a theater)
3. Howl’s Moving Castle (16 year old turned into 80 year old, technically still 16 though)
4. Kung Fu Hustle (nice tribute to Return of Condor Heroes)
5. The movie I made at home (for lack of any other movies)

Worst 12 Movies (If you piss me off, I will kidnap you and make you watch these:)
-12. The Master of the Crimson Armor (The Promise)
-11. Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
-10. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
-9. The Brothers Grimm
-8. Fantastic Four
-7. Herbie: Fully Loaded
-6. The Corpse Bride
-5. Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
-4. The Pacifier
-3. The Wedding Date
-2. Pride and Prejudice
-1. The Chronicles of Narnia
(Yeah, lots of crap movies this year)

Top 5 Albums (Albums I would put in my iPod if I had an iPod)
1. Xenogears: Light - Yasunori Mitsuda (Instrumental Bliss)
2. Super Extra Gravity - The Cardigans (I Need Some Fine Wine, and You, You Need to be Nicer)
3. L.A.M.B. - Gwen Stefani (This album is Bananers)
4. Amerantine - Enya (Makes you sometimes want to cry)
5. I Am Me - Ashlee Simpson (Makes me wanna La La)

Top 5 TV
1. Boston Legal (”cuckoo for cocoa puffs”)
2. House (”people say you can’t live without love, oxygen is more important”)
3. Veronica Mars (”If I die unexpectedly, do me a favour: go on Oprah and tell the world I loved kittens”)
4. Entourage (”Got MILF?”)
5. Everwood (”she has that Dakota Fanning thing going on”)

Worst 5 TV
-5. Lost (looks like the writers got lost)
-4. The OC (you know it got bad when you have a “Chrismaca Barmisfaca”)
-3. Numb3rs (can’t count how many things are wrong with this snorefest)
-2. Close to Home (marnie being boring is uh, boring)
-1. Smallville (somebody save me from this crap)

Top 5 Overated Actors
Heath Leadger (he, eherm, played a gay cowboy)
Patrick Dempsey (some needs to cut YOUR brain if you like him)
Owen Wilson (I would break his nose if it werent already)
Mathew McConahey (voted sexiest man alive [by Tom Cruise])
Tom Cruise (arrested for assault on a couch)

Top 5 Overated Actresses
-5. Patricia Arquette (now that you have money, fix your teeth and shave)
-4. Ziyi Zhang (nevah mind Americanizing your name, you angry Chinese woman)
-3. Hilary Swank/Jennifer Garner (She-men)
-2. Gina Davis (what a stick up your ass)
-1. Sarah Jessica Parker (she looks like feet)

I love doing countdowns. It’s like the only thing I like the deal with numbers. Here is a look at good old 2005 compiled from most linked statistics. We shall miss thee.

Top 5 Movies
1. Sin City
2. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
3. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
4. Serenity
5. Charlie & the Chocolate Factory

Top 5 People
1. Harry Potter
2. President Bush
3. Pope John Paul II
4. Britney Spears
5. Michael Jackson

Top 5 Audio
1. WWL-AM Interview with New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin
2. Kayne West’s; George Bush Don’t Like Black People
3. MTR_Song
4. Voice Mail Accident Report
5. Straight Outa Compton

Top 5 Wikipedia Searches
1. Podcast/Podcasting
2. Hurricane Katrina
3. Flying Spaghetti Monster
4. AJAX
5. Wiki/Wikipedia

Top 5 Fads
1. Being anorexic and/or bulimic
2. Getting pregnant
3. Social Bookmarking
4. Watching video on the smallest screens possible
5. Screwing with Wikipedia (guilty)

Top 5 Dakota Movies (there were only 5 but whatevers!)
1. Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story
2. War of the Worlds
3. Hide and Seek
4. Nine Lives
5. Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch

Top 5 Video Games
1. Civilization IV
2. Resident Evil 4
3. God of War
4. Half Life 2
5. F.E.A.R.

And next year we can look forward to Dakota voicing Lilo in the SquareSoft sequal Kingdom Hearts II! Eat that Daveigh!