So I was going to watch my favorate medical drama House (oh the Hugh Laurie is such a asshole, luv em) and on comes this little blonde girl. Bleh I thought, they shoulda gotten Dakota. So I look away. Then I hear her talk, and it sound 93% like Dakota, so I look back and instantly knew it was her brat ugly stepsister with marginally better teeth (well not really step, but you get my slide) Elle. I didn’t have any time left after those 15 seconds so I’ll report to you how bad her acting is later. And here is why you come here anyways, the pics.

Here’s a little post from The Superficial:

I’ve never understood why so many people find Natalie Portman so attractive. She looks like an eight-year-old boy, which means these people are pedophiles. “Well,” they’ll say, “Natalie’s not that sexy. She’s no Dakota Fanning, that’s for sure. That bitch is hot.” Natalie’s not a girl you have sex with; she’s a girl you sit in front of the tv with a stack of Powerpuff Girls DVDs and hope she doesn’t cry at the scary parts.

Exactly.

What is this? The new IT purse for 2006? Is it diamond encrusted, jewel laced, gold trimmed? No. Its a pink boxy dog with a beret. How the heck is this fashionable? Why because its on the O.C. of coarse. And as Fox so willfully put, it’s the show that defined a generation. Yes even if that generation carries around pink doggy purses.

As I go into super stalker mode, watch out! It turns out 14 year old Willa is a very bad girl indeed. Traces of Willa can be found all over mispace. Here you can see some good old valley girl part?in with lots o boozin. Go Willa!

Jack Daniels straight out of the bottle, mmm mmm that some good old Tennessee whiskey. Looks like she’ll fit into the O.C. just fine. <3 <3 <3

From the director of Equilibrium, the movie the put Christian Bale on the map into Batman, here is Ultraviolet. Will this be Mila’s Equilibrium or her Catwoman? If many pretty colors mean anything, then YES! (what does yes mean? It means whatever the hell I want it to mean!)

It seems that Jolie is mega preggers and just can’t hide it any longer. Watch for some photochopping of what the little one will look like.In other pregger news, Coldplay dude and Gwenith Paltrow have finally thought of another insane name to complement Apple. Number two is named “Capone,” as in the mobster from the ’20s. I guess they thought it would be funny when rounding up their children: Al, Capone get over here now!

Look into my eyes…BLAH!

The O.C. is back with a new time, so “crazy lunatic guy who runs down the hall on every floor to announce the O.C. is starting” take note. The O.C. season 1 was an inspiration to our generation. It showed that shallowness, late night boozing, and punching the lights out of anyone is all we need to be socially accepted. It also showed that having a toy horsey is way cool.

It seems as if Anna heard my last post and actually hired a gay dude to do her hair. Unfortunetly that gay dude is into 80s rock music a bit more than standard gay dudes.

Will season 3 OC mark the return of big hair? Lets pray to Captain Oats its not…

So it seems Kaitlin, all grown up, is back with a PMS vengance. They are replacing the once 11 year old annoying brat Shailene Woodley (now 14) with bitchy valleygirl Willa Holland (also now 14). YES 14 is grown up so stop arguing.

Vs.

Old Kaitlin looks like new Kaitlin on the Linsey Lohan diet.

Looks like they are going to resolve the crippled surfer dude arc the most retarded way possible, go for the younger sister. Also Anna will be back from Entourage, hopefully with a new hair style. More pics after the jump.

The #3 fad of 2005 continues on and is taking an early lead to be #1 in 2006. That’s right, along with Dakota, everyone in hollywood is preggers. Ok not everyone, excluding the male of the species and girls who can’t them to spend the night, everyone seems to want their little own (just like Dakota). LiLo marks the top of our list. I’ll spare you the pages of insaness and drama and just say she’s skinny and mess up because she drinks too much because her album sucks cuz she sings about her daddy in prison as she is vomitting in the hospital cuz she has asthma and this run on sentence will never end.

Rumored to be pregnant (pretty much means they are 110% true)

1. Linsey Lohan
2. Jennifer Aniston
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Hilary Duff

Pregnant or on the opposite LiLo diet (hopefully not the lather so I can put up more countdown sites)

1. Gwen 1
2. Gwen 2
3. Katie Holmes
4. Melania Trump
5. Mera Sorvino
6. Michelle Branch

Spied photo of Linsays assistant:

When you are at a hospital and need to be sure you are pregnant, EPT. THE ONLY TEST.

Duffman says vote for which Duff you like to drink the most. Ooooh Yeah!

For those who think this poll is stupid, I did not make this poll though I wish I had. Should I do polls on this site? Maybe I’ll post a poll to decide.