Dakota was the premier of Twilight New Moon over my hammy, and shared a deep dark secret. She likes to eat Pandas. Not the bear, much worst. Panda Express. Known for their gut wrenching artery napalming “chinesy” foods. If there is anything worst than Chinese food, it’s fake Chinese food. Stop it Dakota!

In other news, Dakota didn’t have to audition for New Moon, because they just gave her a pile of money. Orange chicken isn’t free you know.

Well not really, but she scares Japanese equally so. Here is a hilarious video of her in Japan scaring a bunch of otaku boys. KAWAII!!!

(This video got popular again, so i’m reviving this post)

Dakota was on the Most Fascinating People of 2005. Is this a good thing? Well, she is alongside Kanye West, Thomas Mesereau, Beth Holloway Twitty, and Tom Cruise, all of which are fascinatingly insane. We have a black dude bashing the President (its not racism, its simple incompetence [am I talking about the black people or the President? Hmmmmmm]), the lawyer who got wacko Jacko off (even after the trial none of us can really know if he’s truly innocent or guilty, but one thing is certain, HE’S GUILTY) , a crazy lady waisting our time about her missing/kidnapped/sold to slavery daughter (face it woman, your daughter is a slutty whore who drank too much and ran off to the Caribbeans, its your fault, deal with it) and finally king nutjob himself (just come out of the closet Tom).

She talks about what Santa will bring her for Christmas. Some crazies are criticizing her for believing in Santa Claus. I have news for these people, she’s 11 (which should not be news, I mean this IS THE OFFICIAL countdown site). Also believing in Santa Claus is no more wrong than believing in someone like Jesus Christ on a stick. I mean common they are both loosely based on history figures, they are both white with beards, and they are both omnipotent and wantyou to be nice. Maybe you are praying to the wrong god.