Twilight New Moon: rubbish among rubbish
Just like out moon secretly having water on it, the secret here is that this is really a comedy piece.
I’m going to go ahead and sum up the whole movie. Warning spoilers ahead:
HOLY CRAP EDWARD BREAKS UP WITH BeLLA!!!!111!!!1!!11!!! Just like Angel. Poor Buffy. Angel gets his own freakin show.
HOLY CRAP BeLLA falls in love with SHARKBOY because every other airhead loves abs of steel. And the vampire thing got old 10 years ago.
BeLLA tries to commit suicide but EPIC FAILURES. Girls are good at that. Edward tries the same but realizes he can’t die because…hes in a movie. And movie people don’t die. Vampire or not.
With an IMDB rating worst the Kung Pow, bring some popcorn because throwing up stomach acid isn’t as fun as popcorn.
What is edward looking at….