So they had a premier of New Moon at LA. Dakota was there in a black Valentino. Eleventy thousand crazies camped out for the event. It’s like Star Wars, but with a slightly less total cumulative IQ than a single geek.
Looks like the pa-pa-paparazzi have some sort of feet fetish…
Dakota was the premier of Twilight New Moon over my hammy, and shared a deep dark secret. She likes to eat Pandas. Not the bear, much worst. Panda Express. Known for their gut wrenching artery napalming “chinesy” foods. If there is anything worst than Chinese food, it’s fake Chinese food. Stop it Dakota!
In other news, Dakota didn’t have to audition for New Moon, because they just gave her a pile of money. Orange chicken isn’t free you know.