Twilight: New Moon
That’s right, Dakota will be in the next Twilight movie, a vampire romance series appealing to up-and-coming young women with a sophisticated taste in literature. Hollywood, being scared of anything original and thought provoking, decides it needs to snap up anything with a ISBN number attained in the last 3 years. It’s going to be exciting to see Edward’s (Robert Pattersons) emote of seeing another nice girl in school. Maybe he will poopy his pants again. Yeah, I’m scared too.

