Ultraviolet + Equilibrium = Pregnant
From the director of Equilibrium, the movie the put Christian Bale on the map into Batman, here is Ultraviolet. Will this be Mila’s Equilibrium or her Catwoman? If many pretty colors mean anything, then YES! (what does yes mean? It means whatever the hell I want it to mean!)
It seems that Jolie is mega preggers and just can’t hide it any longer. Watch for some photochopping of what the little one will look like.In other pregger news, Coldplay dude and Gwenith Paltrow have finally thought of another insane name to complement Apple. Number two is named “Capone,” as in the mobster from the ’20s. I guess they thought it would be funny when rounding up their children: Al, Capone get over here now!
January 30th, 2006 at 11:34 pm
Cool site.
May 8th, 2006 at 5:20 pm
you stupid ****, al capone doesn’t even make sense, die in a ****ing hole you ditzy stupid slut and go get ****ed by an aids carrying monkey