January 11, 2006

Kathy Griffin needs to go to a special kind of hell, the devil will not take her

If you think Kathy Griffin is funny, you should join her in that hell. A hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the theaters. Kathy Griffin is the most annoying, stuck up, pompous bitch of a red head in existence. Saying she is a comedian is the only joke worth laughing about. It even pains me to mention her, but alas there is an amusing feud with her and Speildberg on a joke about Dakota.

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Film-maker STEVEN SPIELBERG has infuriated US comedienne KATHY GRIFFIN by pressuring her to apologise after she joked his 10-year-old acting protegee DAKOTA FANNING had been admitted to rehab.

Griffin made the joke at last year’s Golden Globe Awards (JAN05), leaving Spielberg fuming. But the 44-year-old insists the maverick director should have been more focused on his WAR OF THE WORLDS lead TOM CRUISE’s outrageous declarations of love for KATIE HOLMES, than her harmless humour.

She says, “I think Steven Spielberg has a lot of nerve. I don’t care how big you are, you will not trample on my, or anyone else’s, First Amendment rights. That makes me furious.

“I get a call from the lawyers, and they’re, like, ‘DreamWorks is furious about the whole Dakota Fanning thing, and they’re livid, and Spielberg is personally furious, and DreamWorks is putting you on a list, and they demand an apology.’

“As if War of the Worlds didn’t have bigger fish to fry. With Tom Cruise losing his (mind) on THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW and the TODAY show and everything else, they’re all worried about my Fanning joke, right?”

A spokesman for Spielberg tells PageSix.com, “I think it was made very obvious that people were very upset and they were looking for some sort of an apology. It was a very upsetting thing for a young child and her family.

“Obviously, to Kathy Griffin it was a joke, but why make a joke out of (Fanning)? She’s a terrific young lady who was there with her family, and it was very upsetting.”

No one gives a flying cows buttocks what Kathy has to say. Spieldberg needs to lighten up a little, Dakota can fight her own battles. Also, I?ve been getting reports that that picture may not be Kathy Griffin. No, i’m pretty sure it is.

Filed under: Weird by Dak at 4:26 am

One Response to “Kathy Griffin needs to go to a special kind of hell, the devil will not take her”

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    qvtkc qvtkc Says:

    Kathy Griffin is a filthy skank, an ugly hoe who just makes fun of people who can do so much while she can do nothing. The only reason she keeps doing her “jokes” is that she is utterly talentless at anything except making people look about half as pathetic as she herself is. It’s sad actually, she’s so lousy that it’s the only thing she can do. I mean literally. To her, inappropriate “jokes” and crude “humor” fit for monkeys like her comes as natural as breathing to us real humans.

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