The Denzel is a motha f*ing dead man
Straight from The New York Daily News, Denzel Washington was stopped last night on the red carpet for the premier of his new movie “D?j? Vu”, and he gave the expected answer when asked what he was working on next:
“I’m working on eating some turkey, going home, putting my feet up, watching TV and getting fat. I’m going to do a good job at it, too!”
He did not give the expected answer when asked who the hottest actress he ever worked with was:
“Dakota, by far - she’s the hottest of the bunch!”
That cracka jack is going DOWN!