Oh look, they interview the freak who looks for this kind of stuff all day long.

What is this? Another IMDB weirdo posting? No it’s stage mommies gone wild. People are probably sensatinalizing this to rediculous proportions, but I’ve nothing else to write about until Charlottes Web comes out :p. Anyways NY Daily News has this to report:

“(Houndog) calls for Fanning’s character to be raped in one explicit scene and to appear naked or clad only in “underpants” in several other horrifying moments.”

“Fanning’s mother, Joy, and her Hollywood agent, Cindy Osbrink, see the movie as a possible Oscar vehicle for the pint-size star.”

All I have to say is she’d better not end up in Suddenly Susan like Brook Shields…

A small update CNN has a poll on this issue right now:

So according to polls it is not “OK.” And we all know how polls are absolutely, bar none, the unbiased, evenhandled, defined, and clear cut way to handle ANYTHING. I mean just look at who’s President. Vote here.

According to some random unamed iVillage poster, Dakota is some sort of brat:

“When Mr. & Mrs. Smith came out in 2005, I attended a media screening for the movie, and the theater was totally packed (everyone was looking to get a peek at Brangelina’s on-screen chemistry!), so packed, in fact, that a few people were even sitting in the aisles, because they couldn’t find a seat. Then who walks into the theater? Miss Dakota, with some sort of flack/handler/agent/manager/whoever at her side. She looks around, picks a seat and all of a sudden, most of the people in an entire row of seats are asked to clear out, because, we overhear a PR rep say, Dakota doesn’t want to have people sitting in the seats on either side of her! “

But seriously people, when you see little Miss Dakota walking down the street, you’d better clear a path, bow down, and kissing her shoes won’t hurt either.

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They just keep get’in bet’er.

“On this program (I think it was the History Channel or A&E) they were showing footage from the Zapruder film. The Zapruder film is the film shot by Abraham Zapruder of John F. Kennedy’s assassination. For more information on the Zapruder film, here’s a link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zapruder_film While watching the video something caught my eye. It bothered me, and I had to figure out what it was. I found a copy of the film online so that I could study it carefully. There’s one shot where the camera jostles a bit and briefly pans up. It’s very quick (probably why no one has noticed it), but when it pans up you can see a row of windows on a building on the opposite side of the street. Very briefly (exactly eight frames) you can see a figure leaning out one of the windows with what appears to be a rifle. I’ve gone over these eight frames carefully and extensively, using software to zoom in and clarify the image. It is clear to me now that the figure leaning out the window with a rifle is none other than Dakota Fanning. But this isn’t even the worst of it. You see, if Dakota was present at the assassination of JFK, then it stands to reason that she has access to some sort of time machine. This leads to the question: If she has the ability to travel through time, what other horrible things is she (or will she be) responsible for? I’ve been working on a theory that she used some type of magnetic device to pull the meteor to Earth that killed all the dinosaurs. Our future, our very existence is in jeopardy. We must stop her. I have shown you the truth. It is imperative that you warn others. I believe that it is not too late, and that if we act now we can stop her. Sic Semper Tyrannus!”

So whats all this? More insanity on the IMDB boards. Bizarre creativity, or in need of a new cornstarch supplier? You decide…

This Tshirt worn by Kate Bekinsale’s daughter is awesome. I think i’m going to have to put Lily on my site soon.