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Now get out of here.

There seems to be much outrage on Dakota being in Vanity Fair. I just want to say there is no contraversy, just your lunacy. All little girls want to dress up in pretty dresses. If you don’t know this, you are stupid. The only difference here is that she is making millions from it. There is nothing wrong with Dakota except that she’s smarter than you.

Here is Dakota in the upcoming Vanity Fair magazine in some shrunken Chanel dresses. Too bad she wasn’t in the previous Vanity Fair…

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If your getting chap lips from the chilly 67 degree weather here in Hawaii, you should definetly get the NEW Blistex Lip Infusion lip balm. It’s as good as sex but with more Penetrating Moisturization (according to Blistex). It only took 71 years since the invention of the ball point pen did they realize that a giant version for lips would be a good idea.

So I was going to watch my favorate medical drama House (oh the Hugh Laurie is such a asshole, luv em) and on comes this little blonde girl. Bleh I thought, they shoulda gotten Dakota. So I look away. Then I hear her talk, and it sound 93% like Dakota, so I look back and instantly knew it was her brat ugly stepsister with marginally better teeth (well not really step, but you get my slide) Elle. I didn’t have any time left after those 15 seconds so I’ll report to you how bad her acting is later. And here is why you come here anyways, the pics.

Well not really, but she scares Japanese equally so. Here is a hilarious video of her in Japan scaring a bunch of otaku boys. KAWAII!!!

(This video got popular again, so i’m reviving this post)

Here’s a little post from The Superficial:

I’ve never understood why so many people find Natalie Portman so attractive. She looks like an eight-year-old boy, which means these people are pedophiles. “Well,” they’ll say, “Natalie’s not that sexy. She’s no Dakota Fanning, that’s for sure. That bitch is hot.” Natalie’s not a girl you have sex with; she’s a girl you sit in front of the tv with a stack of Powerpuff Girls DVDs and hope she doesn’t cry at the scary parts.

Exactly.