Did I make up the poster below? I wish I did, because old man Disney is rolling in his cryo cell right now. Bambi was one of my, and Walt Diney’s all time favorate animations. It started and ended great. Now 60 years later, with no good ideas left because they already did Pocahontas 2, Lion King 2 and 1/2, Cinderella 2, Atlantis 2, Lilo & Stich 2,3,4 they have to desecrate the valts. I guess they needed the cash to buy out Pixar. Hopefully with help from Pixar they’ll produce a little less crap and learn to do a real remake.

Maybe in part 2 we will see the horrible divorce of Bambi’s parents and how papa deer got custody of Bambi.

What is this? The new IT purse for 2006? Is it diamond encrusted, jewel laced, gold trimmed? No. Its a pink boxy dog with a beret. How the heck is this fashionable? Why because its on the O.C. of coarse. And as Fox so willfully put, it’s the show that defined a generation. Yes even if that generation carries around pink doggy purses.

As I go into super stalker mode, watch out! It turns out 14 year old Willa is a very bad girl indeed. Traces of Willa can be found all over mispace. Here you can see some good old valley girl part?in with lots o boozin. Go Willa!

Jack Daniels straight out of the bottle, mmm mmm that some good old Tennessee whiskey. Looks like she’ll fit into the O.C. just fine. <3 <3 <3

Whats this? iMacs running Windows and PCs running OSX? Oh noes! This is not natural. Its like waking up one day to find that men can have babies and women can pee standing up. It’s not suppose to be that way!

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I was about to give up on polls until i found this:

POLL

I think you can all join me in saying, ah hmmmmmmm

Once in a while on the IMDB forums, someone “accidentally” sniffs too much whiteout and posts nonsense. To the people that keep doing this I have one word for them, please keep it up:

read this!!! by - Ligature 1 hour ago (Sun Jan 15 2006 19:31:11 ) Ignore this User | Report Abuse I was closing up at my job at the local Sherwin Williams (paint store) the other day in Hollywood, and I heard some banging noises behind a shelf. I went to check it out, and I saw Dakota Fanning huffing paint cans! It was soooooOOOoooOOO nasty! just thought you should know she’s not as pure as she looks! >:(

?	Re: read this!!! by - littletree-1 1 hour ago (Sun Jan 15 2006 19:43:20 ) ?? Ignore this User | Report Abuse what do you mean “huffing paint cans”? what did her parents/person that she was with/ do about it??? Nothing to see here ?

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Re: read this!!! by - Ligature 52 minutes ago (Sun Jan 15 2006 19:58:37 ) ?? Ignore this User | Report Abuse She wasn’t with any grown-ups, I think she snuck out of the house!!!! Also, before that I think I saw her with a bunch of other kids who were knocking over paint cans that we kicked out of the store!

From the director of Equilibrium, the movie the put Christian Bale on the map into Batman, here is Ultraviolet. Will this be Mila’s Equilibrium or her Catwoman? If many pretty colors mean anything, then YES! (what does yes mean? It means whatever the hell I want it to mean!)

It seems that Jolie is mega preggers and just can’t hide it any longer. Watch for some photochopping of what the little one will look like.In other pregger news, Coldplay dude and Gwenith Paltrow have finally thought of another insane name to complement Apple. Number two is named “Capone,” as in the mobster from the ’20s. I guess they thought it would be funny when rounding up their children: Al, Capone get over here now!

Look into my eyes…BLAH!

The O.C. is back with a new time, so “crazy lunatic guy who runs down the hall on every floor to announce the O.C. is starting” take note. The O.C. season 1 was an inspiration to our generation. It showed that shallowness, late night boozing, and punching the lights out of anyone is all we need to be socially accepted. It also showed that having a toy horsey is way cool.

It seems as if Anna heard my last post and actually hired a gay dude to do her hair. Unfortunetly that gay dude is into 80s rock music a bit more than standard gay dudes.

Will season 3 OC mark the return of big hair? Lets pray to Captain Oats its not…

If you think Kathy Griffin is funny, you should join her in that hell. A hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the theaters. Kathy Griffin is the most annoying, stuck up, pompous bitch of a red head in existence. Saying she is a comedian is the only joke worth laughing about. It even pains me to mention her, but alas there is an amusing feud with her and Speildberg on a joke about Dakota.

Film-maker STEVEN SPIELBERG has infuriated US comedienne KATHY GRIFFIN by pressuring her to apologise after she joked his 10-year-old acting protegee DAKOTA FANNING had been admitted to rehab.

Griffin made the joke at last year’s Golden Globe Awards (JAN05), leaving Spielberg fuming. But the 44-year-old insists the maverick director should have been more focused on his WAR OF THE WORLDS lead TOM CRUISE’s outrageous declarations of love for KATIE HOLMES, than her harmless humour.

She says, “I think Steven Spielberg has a lot of nerve. I don’t care how big you are, you will not trample on my, or anyone else’s, First Amendment rights. That makes me furious.

“I get a call from the lawyers, and they’re, like, ‘DreamWorks is furious about the whole Dakota Fanning thing, and they’re livid, and Spielberg is personally furious, and DreamWorks is putting you on a list, and they demand an apology.’

“As if War of the Worlds didn’t have bigger fish to fry. With Tom Cruise losing his (mind) on THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW and the TODAY show and everything else, they’re all worried about my Fanning joke, right?”

A spokesman for Spielberg tells PageSix.com, “I think it was made very obvious that people were very upset and they were looking for some sort of an apology. It was a very upsetting thing for a young child and her family.

“Obviously, to Kathy Griffin it was a joke, but why make a joke out of (Fanning)? She’s a terrific young lady who was there with her family, and it was very upsetting.”

No one gives a flying cows buttocks what Kathy has to say. Spieldberg needs to lighten up a little, Dakota can fight her own battles. Also, I?ve been getting reports that that picture may not be Kathy Griffin. No, i’m pretty sure it is.