Oh noes! Dakota is preggers
According to an IMDB post (they are NEVER wrong) Dakota is pregant[sic]! It seems some paparazzi has snapped some revealing pictures. I swear I didn’t do it! Ok fine I did, but I’m not paying child support! She has way more than enough money. Ok time to pull out before this gets awkward:
Here are the incriminating aforementioned pictures:
And for your viewing pleasure, an archive of the thread because I knew they would take it down:
February 20th, 2006 at 9:53 am
do you think dakota is a pregger.
she is to young to be pregnant.
she had to have sex with someone if she is pregnant.
if she had sex she would have lost her virginity.
but she does look pregnant though.
sincerely
dakota fan
March 3rd, 2006 at 10:54 pm
dakota nudes ftw
March 3rd, 2006 at 10:55 pm
actually this is the best site ever. sanctioned psuedo-pedophilia is awesome.
March 3rd, 2006 at 11:00 pm
Another more plausible answer is that she has an imperforate hymen and is retaining alot of fluid.
Even more plausible is that she could have just put on a little weight, or she could be a little bloated.
I do hope she’s alright in any case.
March 3rd, 2006 at 11:13 pm
Where was Drew Barrymore at 11?
March 24th, 2006 at 2:40 pm
ok i did it
March 24th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
no i didnt why would she ever do that me and her are really good friends
June 5th, 2006 at 10:01 pm
How did she get pregnant? Shes 12 years old! And by who? And when?
June 5th, 2006 at 10:09 pm
How the **** can she be preggers! Has she had sex? Maybe she is a dirty sex kid, Ben!
June 8th, 2006 at 11:01 pm
STEVE IS A ****!!!!!!!!!!1