Dakota is fascinating
Dakota was on the Most Fascinating People of 2005. Is this a good thing? Well, she is alongside Kanye West, Thomas Mesereau, Beth Holloway Twitty, and Tom Cruise, all of which are fascinatingly insane. We have a black dude bashing the President (its not racism, its simple incompetence [am I talking about the black people or the President? Hmmmmmm]), the lawyer who got wacko Jacko off (even after the trial none of us can really know if he’s truly innocent or guilty, but one thing is certain, HE’S GUILTY) , a crazy lady waisting our time about her missing/kidnapped/sold to slavery daughter (face it woman, your daughter is a slutty whore who drank too much and ran off to the Caribbeans, its your fault, deal with it) and finally king nutjob himself (just come out of the closet Tom).
She talks about what Santa will bring her for Christmas. Some crazies are criticizing her for believing in Santa Claus. I have news for these people, she’s 11 (which should not be news, I mean this IS THE OFFICIAL countdown site). Also believing in Santa Claus is no more wrong than believing in someone like Jesus Christ on a stick. I mean common they are both loosely based on history figures, they are both white with beards, and they are both omnipotent and wantyou to be nice. Maybe you are praying to the wrong god.
December 13th, 2005 at 9:13 am
You are funny. Very, very, very sick (this is a Dakota countdown after all…).
But funny all the same.
Now please excuse me, i have to go pray to my God, Santa Claus. hahahah.
December 22nd, 2005 at 11:15 am
ur wrong cuz she said she didn’t believe in him dumbass
June 10th, 2006 at 8:44 pm
**** YOU! I AM REAL!