Dakota Countdown

7’s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Seven is considered the perfect number (7 days in the week, 7 tongues of flame, 7 spiritual gifts) and 777 is the number of the Christian god. 7th Heaven is suppose to be the highest, most devine level in heaven. However after doing some research, god and Jesus does not live there. So it looks like all the Christians out there got gypped, they won’t be able to sit in gods hand after all.

#7 l.a.m.b. Shoes

Ah, good old Gwen and her fashion spin off. We all love Gwenand hokum yet insanely catchy toons. All her harajuku accessories are like totally sold out everywhere, what’s a girl to do? With Dakota’s hookups, its as easy as bananas. Love angels baby!

Eight is a lucky number to everyone in Asia. Its like infinity, but without a hangover. Everyone knows that eight times the fun is better than anything else. And where is the food? That’s right I eight it. Ok yeah you should shoot me with a 8mm now.

#8 Bling’in Jeweled Cel Phone

We all know Tom Cruise got Dakota a cel phone against her parents wishes when filming WotW. But he didn’t give her the hookup with this Swarovski encrusted razzle dazzle Motorolla. Its the only way to spread the buzz in hollywood. Though i hear she likes to call herself all the time. Thats ok! Just call me! (866)457-9338.