On with the #11th best gift for Dakota this Christmas. I like the number 11. Its like 10, only more 1s. Well, one more 1. But anyways some feel the number eleven is evil. Why? Lets see:

1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11
5)The Twin Towers make an number 11
6) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11
7) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.

Still unconvinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS

What do you think now?!!

And get this, Dakota was born in 1994 subtract the current year, 2005, and you get 11 ! Oh no, what does that mean?!?! The hell if i know. Anyways on to the present:

#11 Zubbles

These are Zubbles, the worlds first colored bubbles. In an 11(EVIL!) year scientific breakthrough, they finally figured out how to make colored bubbles, and it wasn’t easy. They are coming out in spring.

If you watched the Baba Wawa interview with the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2005 (and who hasn’t) you would know that, according to Dakota, Santa will be paying a visit to everyone this year. And since Dakota is god (according to IMDB, they of coarse are never wrong) we can’t argue. So what will Santa bring for Dakota this year? Let’s see, she already has a real live pony, a cel phone, an ipod, her own doll, a million dresses, and a trillion dollars. Still, she can’t have everything. So, I will be counting down the top 12 perfect gifts for Dakota this Christmas.

#12 A pink Dodge Dakota

Can one be more obvious, cheesy, or cliché? I didn’t think so. Zoom zoom.