December 16, 2005

Breaking news, Ashlee is in the hospital!

Ashlee colapsed in Tokyo today after reports of either exhaustion, stomach flu, laryngitis, acid reflux, strep throat, and/or blondness. Her show scheduled for later that night, will go on without her.

Unless we have Ashlee Simpson rising up and lip-syncing another concert for us soon the world will end! That?s right; the invading alien?s worst enemy is currently powerless. Everyone gather up all your Bibles and Jesus Christ on a stick idols and pray for her safe and quick recovery before going beddy by tonight!

Filed under: Other Stars by Dak at 10:05 pm
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