Oh noes! Dakota is preggers
According to an IMDB post (they are NEVER wrong) Dakota is pregant[sic]! It seems some paparazzi has snapped some revealing pictures. I swear I didn’t do it! Ok fine I did, but I’m not paying child support! She has way more than enough money. Ok time to pull out before this gets awkward:
Here are the incriminating aforementioned pictures:
And for your viewing pleasure, an archive of the thread because I knew they would take it down: