Emma Watson is an alien
She is not that pretty, all you freaks who dress up as witches and warlocks at Harry Potty need to pluck your eyebrows like Emma. She has an unusually large forehead and also needs to shave her legs.

She looks like a horse in this one.

She might be half French, but have some decency. The razor is your friend.
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They talk about her countdown page. She doesn’t deserve a countdown page and its probably crap anyways. Its probably more a countdown for the end of her career.

