December 5, 2005

Ashlee Simpson is a moron

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If you’re wondering where I got that retarded and random phrase for my banner “Your A Star!” [sic]), it comes from none other than the Simpsons. What’s more retarded than helium head Jessica Simpson? Little sister Ashlee of coarse!

“Mom, Ashlee is so stupid. She left the popcorn in the microwave and almost burned the house down.”
-Jessica Simpson

’nuff said.

Filed under: Other Stars by Dak at 7:50 pm
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