The big two oh oh hex. This yeah will be great. Lets see what will happen, we should get flying cars by now, robot slaves, and I will rule the world. Dakota will be a year older, good or bad? Hmmmm that will be a hard one to answer. I will be older, that will suck. Wisdom sucks. All the kids out there who want to grew up, you will shut up pretty soon hehe. Naomi Watts, shes almost 40 and looks younger than Kiera Knightly, who’s half her age. We need to find out what type of unicorn blood Naomi drinks every night.

Now I present to you my top 5 and worst 5 for 2005. (Dakota is exempt from these awards)

Top 5 Movies (If you did not like these movies, you should be exempt from living)
1. Serenity (”My turn”)
2. The Wedding Crashers (my first time laughing in a theater)
3. Howl’s Moving Castle (16 year old turned into 80 year old, technically still 16 though)
4. Kung Fu Hustle (nice tribute to Return of Condor Heroes)
5. The movie I made at home (for lack of any other movies)

Worst 12 Movies (If you piss me off, I will kidnap you and make you watch these:)
-12. The Master of the Crimson Armor (The Promise)
-11. Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
-10. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
-9. The Brothers Grimm
-8. Fantastic Four
-7. Herbie: Fully Loaded
-6. The Corpse Bride
-5. Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
-4. The Pacifier
-3. The Wedding Date
-2. Pride and Prejudice
-1. The Chronicles of Narnia
(Yeah, lots of crap movies this year)

Top 5 Albums (Albums I would put in my iPod if I had an iPod)
1. Xenogears: Light - Yasunori Mitsuda (Instrumental Bliss)
2. Super Extra Gravity - The Cardigans (I Need Some Fine Wine, and You, You Need to be Nicer)
3. L.A.M.B. - Gwen Stefani (This album is Bananers)
4. Amerantine - Enya (Makes you sometimes want to cry)
5. I Am Me - Ashlee Simpson (Makes me wanna La La)

Top 5 TV
1. Boston Legal (”cuckoo for cocoa puffs”)
2. House (”people say you can’t live without love, oxygen is more important”)
3. Veronica Mars (”If I die unexpectedly, do me a favour: go on Oprah and tell the world I loved kittens”)
4. Entourage (”Got MILF?”)
5. Everwood (”she has that Dakota Fanning thing going on”)

Worst 5 TV
-5. Lost (looks like the writers got lost)
-4. The OC (you know it got bad when you have a “Chrismaca Barmisfaca”)
-3. Numb3rs (can’t count how many things are wrong with this snorefest)
-2. Close to Home (marnie being boring is uh, boring)
-1. Smallville (somebody save me from this crap)

Top 5 Overated Actors
Heath Leadger (he, eherm, played a gay cowboy)
Patrick Dempsey (some needs to cut YOUR brain if you like him)
Owen Wilson (I would break his nose if it werent already)
Mathew McConahey (voted sexiest man alive [by Tom Cruise])
Tom Cruise (arrested for assault on a couch)

Top 5 Overated Actresses
-5. Patricia Arquette (now that you have money, fix your teeth and shave)
-4. Ziyi Zhang (nevah mind Americanizing your name, you angry Chinese woman)
-3. Hilary Swank/Jennifer Garner (She-men)
-2. Gina Davis (what a stick up your ass)
-1. Sarah Jessica Parker (she looks like feet)

I love doing countdowns. It’s like the only thing I like the deal with numbers. Here is a look at good old 2005 compiled from most linked statistics. We shall miss thee.

Top 5 Movies
1. Sin City
2. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
3. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
4. Serenity
5. Charlie & the Chocolate Factory

Top 5 People
1. Harry Potter
2. President Bush
3. Pope John Paul II
4. Britney Spears
5. Michael Jackson

Top 5 Audio
1. WWL-AM Interview with New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin
2. Kayne West’s; George Bush Don’t Like Black People
3. MTR_Song
4. Voice Mail Accident Report
5. Straight Outa Compton

Top 5 Wikipedia Searches
1. Podcast/Podcasting
2. Hurricane Katrina
3. Flying Spaghetti Monster
4. AJAX
5. Wiki/Wikipedia

Top 5 Fads
1. Being anorexic and/or bulimic
2. Getting pregnant
3. Social Bookmarking
4. Watching video on the smallest screens possible
5. Screwing with Wikipedia (guilty)

Top 5 Dakota Movies (there were only 5 but whatevers!)
1. Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story
2. War of the Worlds
3. Hide and Seek
4. Nine Lives
5. Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch

Top 5 Video Games
1. Civilization IV
2. Resident Evil 4
3. God of War
4. Half Life 2
5. F.E.A.R.

And next year we can look forward to Dakota voicing Lilo in the SquareSoft sequal Kingdom Hearts II! Eat that Daveigh!

Looks like the new Hollywood fad this season is getting pregant. According to the prestigious and 100% accurate celebrity news site, handbag, Naomi Watts is also with child. Now a dinosaurific 36, she has been trying to have a babeh since 19 (kinda late, look at Dakota). Current candidates for the father include boyfriend Liev Schreiber, Kevin Federline, and/or King Kong.

Merry Christmas everyone! With the #1 gift for Dakota, I’ll keep it sweet and simple.

#1…

#2 Bugaboo Camelion

This is the Rolls Royce of baby carriages, the Bugaboo by Bas Kosters. It is the choice stroller of the Hollywood elite. The $2000 carriage is Dutch designer made from the latest high tech materials available. It can adapt to any environment and will make any Transformer blush. Nothing but the best when you think of the children!

On a seprate note, Gwen has finally official announced she is pregant. It has been in speculation for a week now, but we know all hollywood gossip is true anyways, so this should come as no suprise. We should see l.a.m.b. baby collection at Babies R Us soon.

Gwen thinks she’s sneaky trying to hide it…

#3 A real baby!

We all know dakota is pregant, so what better gift than her own baby! She has been wanting one ever since she was four when she was running around the house pretending to be giving birth to sister Elle. Now she doesn’t have to pretend!

#4 crystal encrusted M/M Potato Head

Everyone loves Mr. Potato head. Quite possibly the best toy ever made. Hours of fun interchanging ears, eyes, mouths, feet, ect, ect. These sparklies are $8000 each. Over 50 years old, Mr. Potato Head is probably the best invention ever. Mr Head deserves a Noble Prize.

#5 l.a.m.b. Bag

Ah, the super rare first edition gothic lamb Gwen Stefani bag from LeSportSac. It’s currently going for about a grand, which is toilet paper to Dakota. It’s huge so she can put all her pony accessories, cel phone, ipod, candy, lip gloss, toilet paper, waffles, and jewelry.