October 20, 2008

Dakota, the cheerleader with super powers!

For some reason everyone is hyped up with these pics traversing the interwebs. Well lord, just leave the girl alone, gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd. Well, as you are doing that, enjoy the pics.
 

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October 15, 2008

Many people ask, what does this count down? Well we decided to ask Dakota herself:

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Well there you have it kids, straight from the horsies mouth.

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October 14, 2008

Dakota on Jay Leno tonight!

Put an extra Ambian CR into your parents wine tonight so you can stay up late to watch!

And as someone on a forum oh so whimsically pointed out: “sh*t, she doesn’t look like as alien as much as she used to.” Amen to that.

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September 18, 2008

To you poor saps who don’t have Hounddog tomorrow

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WIDE RELEASE DANNIT!

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September 14, 2008

Message to the Hounddog protestors: Stop raping our freedom, intellect

You are probably the same filth who watch all the terrible exploitative shows on TV. No? Then you should have your head buried in a book rather than caring what movies are out there. Rape is mostly caused by bad parenting. If your child was raped, it’s probably your fault. You should look at your life and see what destruction you have caused to society.

America is the land of the ignorant. You watch your fake news and believe the lies. The actual scene was a filmed simulation with no one actually there other than a social worker, the mother, and camera crew. The other actor was later added with the use of some sort of Hollywood black magic. However, American is the land of the free. Why not move to the Middle East where being rapped means you go to jail. Yeah I like how you protest crap that doesn’t matter. Rape is a convoluted and serious topic. Only a quitter or rape are actually reported. It is because of ignorant people with pitchforks and torches that the real issue is hardly addressed.

I spit on you and hope you get raped, killed, skinned, and cannibalized, no necessarily in that order.

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September 9, 2008

Hound dog US theater release next Friday!!

Will it be less fartsy, more artsy? Lets hope so!

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August 19, 2008

Delicious honey


The Secret Life of Bees out in theaters October 17th. Mark your calendars!

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May 9, 2008

Some classic Dakota

Yay

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April 29, 2008

Miley Cyrus you scandelicious

Oh my, decency laws need to be revised! How can mothers sleep at night knowing Hannah Montanna is show a fully expose shoulder! The humanity! How can this happen? Miley is the role model of the century. I mean who else better to model yourself after? Gandi, Mother Terressa, pshhhhhhhhh, they haven’t sold out 300 concerts. We all know Disney pumps out all American role models like nobody else. Oh Miley, go outside once in a while!

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April 16, 2008

It finally happened, Emma Watson is 18

Sad day for some people, rejoicing for others? Yes Emma is 18, and maybe will finally learn to shave.


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