The Secret Life of Bees

Yay

Oh my, decency laws need to be revised! How can mothers sleep at night knowing Hannah Montanna is show a fully expose shoulder! The humanity! How can this happen? Miley is the role model of the century. I mean who else better to model yourself after? Gandi, Mother Terressa, pshhhhhhhhh, they haven’t sold out 300 concerts. We all know Disney pumps out all American role models like nobody else. Oh Miley, go outside once in a while!

Sad day for some people, rejoicing for others? Yes Emma is 18, and maybe will finally learn to shave.

I was looking forward to Dakota Bleu’s movie debut, however was terribly disappointed by the abysmal screenplay and acting. Add to that the intercision of important scenes and downplayed character development and emotions, you get something as horrible and disjounted as Narnia. For those looking to see this movie, don’t. Instead, read a book |\|16GA.

Obligitory Dakota Blue pic:

Supposedly, this was going to be the huge headline rolling phenomenon had it not been for the “you are one dumb sh*t” fiasco. Thats right it’s Ashlee Simpson’s new music video. Now I’m as big of a closet Ashley fan as anyone out there, but seriously WTF. The video is an incoherent mess. Looks like she might have edited it herself. She sure did a good job of syncing everything. And the actual song. The chorus describes it the best. God be with you when your brain explodes. Thank goodness for birth control laziness.

It was a tough one this year with Brit brit, Amy Winhouse, Paris, JLH, and countless others. But this one takes the cake. You’d think little sister would learn something with the embarrassing Brit popping out 2 children and losing it to no other than freeegin Kfed. Seriously, what a dumb sh*t you gotta be to lose your children to Kfed. Kfed for baby Jesus’ sake. But lil ol Jamie decides oh no, I’m too cool for kondoms and patches, lets donate more kids to unky Kfed.

“I didn’t believe it because Jamie Lynn’s always been so conscientious,” her mother, Lynne Spears, told OK!. “She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.”

Yep, She’d gone get it done fast.

“I’d only let him do me up my butt, I gone thought I gone get no done pregnant. Be guess I be wrong bout thats one.”

Ok, I may have made that quote up. But not by much. We should all learn something today. Don’t be done up by anyone. Not even the butt. Less you want to become like them.

All i can say is: Pink Highlights.

This star helps children. Or some junk.

The world. It will be saved. You just watch. (pun somewhere in there).

I want a dog now.